He's been trying with limited success
To get this girl to let him into her pants
But every time he thinks he's getting close
She threatens death before he gets a chance
She's been trying with limited success
To get him to turn out the lights and dance
Cause like any girl all she really wants
Is that fickle little bitch Romance
That fickle little bitch Romance
And that is why the girl is called a tease
And that is why the guy is called a sleaze
And that's why god made escort agencies
One Life To Live and mace and GHB...
Thank you Amanda Palmer...