Wednesday, March 17, 2010

St. Patty's Day

The one freaking holiday that my heritage supplies to the nation:

A reason to get sloshed and throw up all over your city's main street.
A reason to wake up next to someone you've never met and look around for your underwear.
A reason to make the entire bar your best friends.
A reason to attempt to sing karaoke.
A reason to dance like a robot.
A reason to WISH YOU WERE IRISH!

I am Irish (partly, enough) and the other part is Indian, so I'm good on the alcoholic ancestors.

But the most important thing about today....

Remember to wear something green. Or I will be pinching you.

Erin Go Braugh!

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