The one freaking holiday that my heritage supplies to the nation:
A reason to get sloshed and throw up all over your city's main street.
A reason to wake up next to someone you've never met and look around for your underwear.
A reason to make the entire bar your best friends.
A reason to attempt to sing karaoke.
A reason to dance like a robot.
A reason to WISH YOU WERE IRISH!
I am Irish (partly, enough) and the other part is Indian, so I'm good on the alcoholic ancestors.
But the most important thing about today....
Remember to wear something green. Or I will be pinching you.
Erin Go Braugh!