Currently...

I flopped down on the couch after my run and sun bathing hour.

My dog immediately jumped up and laid on my right shoulder. Which is weird within itself. Her head is behind my neck, and her body is draped across my shoulder and shoulder blade like a living breathing stole.

But then the cat jumped up and plopped onto the dog. Right onto the dog.

Its at these moments that I would sell my right boob to have a camera anywhere near me.