Monday, May 18, 2009

Conversation With My Demon

Demon: That was a new bathing suit you were wearing in the picture you sent me.

Me: No, I had it last year, I just didn't wear it.

Demon: So everyone else gets to see you in your little swimsuits when you all go to the lake house?

Me: Yep. Oh! We're going to the lake house on Monday.

Demon: You are required to wear a burkha.

You may all read this and see crazy jealous boyfriend. I see love...
Demon, baby, you make me so happy.


The Demon said...

I will kill a nigger! .... Some things just aren't fair.

Lenina Crowne said...

Yes, love. I agree. But a year from now, we'll be doing great...