Demon: That was a new bathing suit you were wearing in the picture you sent me.
Me: No, I had it last year, I just didn't wear it.
Demon: So everyone else gets to see you in your little swimsuits when you all go to the lake house?
Me: Yep. Oh! We're going to the lake house on Monday.
Demon: You are required to wear a burkha.
You may all read this and see crazy jealous boyfriend. I see love...
Demon, baby, you make me so happy.