Demon: That was a new bathing suit you were wearing in the picture you sent me.
Me: No, I had it last year, I just didn't wear it.
Demon: So everyone else gets to see you in your little swimsuits when you all go to the lake house?
Me: Yep. Oh! We're going to the lake house on Monday.
Demon: You are required to wear a burkha.
You may all read this and see crazy jealous boyfriend. I see love...
Demon, baby, you make me so happy.
2 comments:
I will kill a nigger! .... Some things just aren't fair.
Yes, love. I agree. But a year from now, we'll be doing great...
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